A number of designers & architects have been tested for a unique gene that scientists say can account for a lack of ‘common sense’ intelligence. Before now the idea of a gene that can account for this type of ‘Intelligence Gene Marker’ has been regarded as a spurious theory. But Neurologists in the little known university of Batty in California conducted an experiment on the designers of some of the adaptations below. The gene had a high prevalence in Local Authority Planners. The reason why is to be subject to further investigation by the Neurological Scientists.

 

The little known gene marker EdofAir666 was found to be present in 88% of the sample tested. This statistical evidence was added to empirical evidence gathered from the designers/architects who were each asked to take part in a wheelchair run over street layouts that included cobbles, 8cm kerbs, crazy paving and sunken manhole covers. A similar sample were asked to use walking sticks and the results were the same 100% fell over.

All fell out of the wheelchairs at least once and all still insisted that cobbles were aesthetically pleasing and a necessity in modern design. A similar trial on flat airport like paving was regarded by the sample as not a viable solution for 21st century paving therefore proving the theory that they all had the EdofAir666 gene………….Finally if you don’t believe this look at what one over enthusiastic Architect did….

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